Types and Definitions of an Accountant
What is an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand at a price you can't afford.
What is the definition of an introverted accountant?
Someone who stares at their shoes when talking to you.
What is the definition of an extroverted accountant?Someone who stares at YOUR shoes when talking to you.
There are 3 types of accountantThose who can count and those who can't.
What's a shy and retiring accountant?One that's half-a-million shy and that's why he's retiring.
Did you hear about the constipated CFO?He couldn't budget with his calculator so he had to work it out with a pencil and paper.
What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?Lost.