Accounting Club FEP, UKM

Tahukah Anda??

2011-01-17T09:36:00.005+08:00

2 tahun

tempoh purata yang diperlukan untuk syarikat-syarikat baru menjadi stabil

RM3 bilion

nilai pasaran industri automatif di negeri Johor

Rm1.5 juta

jumlah penipuan melalui SMS yang direkodkan di seluruh negara dalam tempoh 8 bulan pertama 2008

16.9 juta

jumlah pengguna internet di Malaysia

80%

purata jumlah syarikat-syarikat baru yang akan gagal dalam tempoh masa dua tahun pertama mereka

27.123 juta

jumlah pengguna telefon bimbit di Malaysia

1.704%

kadar pertumbuhan penduduk di Malaysia dalam tahun 2010

45%

jumlah syarikat di Malaysia yang mengabaikan program persaraan untuk pekerja, menurut JobStreet.com

160

jumlah perniagaan yang boleh difrancais yang disenaraikan di laman web www.mfa.org.my

sumber : Rezeki Sep+Okt 2010

Three partner having lunch

2010-10-06T02:04:00.003+08:00

Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch. They are the audit partner, the tax partner and the senior partner. One of them sees a brass lamp lying in the gutter. Curious, they pick it up and give it a rub. Instantly, a genie appears."You know the deal," says the genie. "Three wishes. But seeing there are three of you, you can have one wish each.
""Great," says the audit partner. "Take me to the Whitsunday Islands, give me a blonde and an endless supply of XXXX and leave me there for ever."Pouf! There is a flash of light, a puff of smoke and he is gone.
"Now me," says the tax partner. "Take me to the Cook Islands, give me two blondes and an endless supply of offshore tax schemes and leave me there for ever."Pouf! There is a flash of light, a puff of smoke and he is gone.
The genie turns to the senior partner. "And what do you want?""I want those two ba ck in the office straight after lunch."

Ode of Auditing

2010-10-06T01:56:00.002+08:00

We test without apology
Both safety and ecology
And inventories, budgets, and production.
Checking scrap and sanitation,
Overtime, and transportation –
Not forgetting cost accounting and construction.
We test sales and check insurance
(EDP tries our endurance
As we audit payroll, cash, and simulation!)
We study management by objective,
Test controls that are defective,
And evaluate employee compensation.
We do sampling and regression
And there is a strong impression
We’re responsible for catching all crooks.
We are really in our element
With research and development –
But thankfully we do not keep the books.
We check aircraft, trucks and motor cars,
And rockets that fly up to the stars,
And leases, loans – even personnel.
We examine engineering
Even salvage is endearing
And we check on records management as well.
There is nothing we can’t verify –
There’s nothing that escapes our eye.
Alert to all misconduct and to fraud.
We will go where others fear to tread
And as it has often been said,
"We are the eyes and ears of management and the Board."
- By Lawrence Sawyer

7 Quick Ways to Calm Down

2010-08-25T23:30:00.013+08:00

1. Walk Away

Know your triggers. If a conversation about global warming, consumerism, or the trash crisis in the world is overwhelming you, simply excuse yourself.

2. Close Your Eyes

Gently let the world disappear, and go within to regain your equilibrium. Ever since my mom came down with blepharospasm (a neurological tick of the eyelid), I've become aware of how important shutting our eyes is to the health of the nervous system.

3.Find Some Solitude

This can be challenging if you are at work, or at home with kids as creative and energetic as mine. But we all need some private time to let the nervous system regenerate.

4. Go Outside

This is a true lifesaver for me. I need to be outside for at least an hour every day to get my sanity fix. Granted, I'm extremely lucky to be able to do so as a stay-at-home mom. But I think I would somehow work it into my schedule even if I had to commute into the city every day.

5. Find Some Water

"Water helps in many ways," writes Elaine Aron. "When overaroused, keep drinking it--a big glass of it once an hour. Walk beside some water, look at it, listen to it. Get into some if you can, for a bath or a swim. Hot tubs and hot springs are popular for good reasons."

6. Breathe Deeply

Breathing is the foundation of sanity, because it is the way we provide our brain and every other vital organ in our body with the oxygen needed for us to survive. Breathing also eliminates toxins from our systems. There are "Four Square" method of breathing to reduce anxiety:

1. Breathe in slowly to a count of four.
2. Hold the breath for a count of four.
3. Exhale slowly through pursed lips to a count of four.
4. Rest for a count of four (without taking any breaths).
5. Take two normal breaths.
6. Start over again with number one.

7. Listen to Music

A
cross the ages, music has been used to soothe and relax.

"Softly, deftly, music shall caress you, Feel it, hear it, secretly possess you..."

The gorgeous song--like all good music--could stroke that tender place within us that words couldn't get to.

When The Going Gets Tough

2010-08-23T21:37:00.003+08:00

Identify problems early

Problems are easier to solve with if you tackle them early. Don't let the desire for success blind you to signs that things may be going wrong.

Act early

Golden rules provide some quick tips that apply to any business in trouble.

Get advice

Refer to national advice services can help you get the objective assessment of your options on making the right decisions.

There's always a way out

Whatever course of action you decide on, limiting the damage now will help you save resources for the future.
If your business cannot be saved, an orderly retreat is the next best thing. It will help when it comes to preparing the ground for your next venture.

Business health check

Take 15 minutes to check you have got everything covered. It could save you a lot of time and money in future.

Source: http:/.ec.europa.eu

2010-08-22T08:43:00.000+08:00

Riwayat dari Abu Hurairah r.a. bahwa Rasulullah saw. bersabda, “Hak seseorang Muslim terhadap Muslim lainnya ada lima: menjawab salam, menjenguk orang sakit, mengiringi jenazah, memenuhi undangan, dan mendoakan orang yang bersin.”

Mendoakan Ketika Bersin

Orang yang bersin ucap – Alhamdulillah (segala puji bagi Allah)
Orang yang mendengar ucap – yarhamukallah (semoga Allah merahmatimu)
Orang yang bersin ucap lagi – yahdikumullah wa yushlihu balakum (semoga Allah memberikan hidayah dan memperbaiki keadaanmu)

Ada cerita mengenai dua orang yang bersin berdekatan Nabi Muhammad SAW. Baginda mendoakan (tasymit) seorang daripada keduanya, namun tidak mendoakan seorang yang lain. Ditanya alasannya, Rasulullah menjawab: “Sebab yang seorang mengucapkan ‘alhamdulillah’, sedangkan yang seorang lagi tidak membacanya.” (Hadis riwayat Bukhari).

Jadi orang bersin dan tidak membaca alhamdulillah tidak layak didoakan kerana tidak bersyukur nikmat yang Allah SWT kurniakan. Pada hal bersin termasuk antara nikmat daripada Allah yang manfaatnya sangat besar dan mustajab. Bersin adalah mekanisme pertahanan tubuh untuk mencegah masuknya zat luar ke dalam tubuh.

Sunnahnya orang bersin merendahkan suaranya supaya tidak mengganggu dengan meletakkan tangannya atau pakaiannya ke wajahnya.

Abu Hurairah berkata: “Doakan saudaramu yang bersin sebanyak tiga kali, kalau lebih daripada tiga maka dia sedang selesema.

cermin diri

2010-08-22T08:40:00.002+08:00

1. Senyum itu tanda kemesraan, diberi kepada manusia dianggap sedekah. Ketawa itu lambang kelalaian. Selalu dilakukan hati akan mati. Dibuat di hadapan manusia menghilangkan maruah diri.

2. Setiap kesalahan yang dilakukan jadikanlah pengajaran, insaflah ini tanda kelemahan diri, kesalilah keterlanjuran itu dan berazamlah tidak mengulanginya lagi.

3. Syukur nikmat dan sabar di dalam ujian amat mudah diucapkan tetapi amat sulit dilaksanakan.

4. Kesenangan dan kemewahan selalunya membawa kepada kesombongan dan kelalaian. Kesusahan dan penderitaan itu, selalunya membawa kekecewaan dan putus asa, kecuali orang yang mukmin.

5. Di antara tanda-tanda orang-orang yang sombong itu cepat melahirkan sifat marah, suka memotong percakapan orang, suka bermujadalah yakni bertegang leher, nampak di mukanya rasa tidak senang jika ada orang yang lebih darinya di satu majlis, bercakap meninggikan suara, pantang ditegur, tidak ada tanda-tanda kesal di atas kesalahan.

6. Orang yang sudah hilang sifat marah (dayus), cepat melahirkan sifat marah (lemah mujahadah). Orang yang ada sifat marah tapi dapat disembunyikan kecuali di tempat-tempat yang munasabah inilah manusia normal.

7. Tahu diri kita hamba itu adalah ilmu, merasa diri kita itu hamba itu penghayatan, yang kedua inilah akan lahir sifat tawaduk, malu, khusyuk, takut, hina dan lain-lain lagi sifat kehambaan.

8. Jika kita mengingati dosa, kita tidak nampak lagi kebaikan kita, apatah lagi untuk dibanggakan.

9. Lahirkan kemesraan kita sesama manusia kerana itu adalah haknya tapi jangan putus hati kita dengan ALLAH, ini adalah hakNYA pula.

10. Apabila rasa senang dengan pujian, rasa sakit dengan kehinaan menunjukkan kita ada kepentingan peribadi, tanda kita tidak ikhlas membuat sesuatu kebaikan.

cermin diri

2010-08-22T08:40:00.001+08:00